Here is some proof from the help desk stupid questions archives at CSN:
A customer was enraged because his computer had told him he was "Bad and an invalid." The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.
Another customer Wholesale ipad 2 Handbag called tech support to say her brand new computerwouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat therefor 20 minutes waiting for something LED Watches to happen. When asked what happenedwhen she pressed the power switch, she asked, "What power switch?"
Computer companies have change the text to their manuals from LED Watches "Press Any Key" to "PressReturn Key" because of the question where is the "Any Key"?
A confused caller was having trouble printing documents. He toldthe technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find the printer." Theuser had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer-but thathis computer still couldn't "see" the printer.
A woman called with a problem with LED Watches her printer. The tech asked her if LED Watches she was "running it under windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."
And last but not least:TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at thesame time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now typethe letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
CUSTOMER: "I don't have a 'P'".TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Wholesale Action Game Bob."CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?"TECH SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, Bob."CUSTOMER: "I'm not going to do that!
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